When did he last fight? I know this isn’t a flattering photo of him, but I can’t believe someone that looks like this now used to fight for money.
He used to kick box in a highly suspect organisation - and most recently had his ass handed to him by a younger fitter stronger… reality tv star who doesn’t even know how to box, let alone fight, in a “celebrity” boxing event.
TLDR Can fight a bit but was never ever in any way, shape or form an elite martial artist.
TIL, thanks for clarifying!
everyone else in jails and prisons get access to razors, unless you are on a watch. So he is either doing this to be like ‘look how they treated me, poor me alpha tears’ or like I said before they have him on a watch.
The fuck is up with his ears? Reminds me of stereoscopic rangefinders.
The biomass version of truck nuts.
Man I’m glad I started shaving my head when I did. For anyone out there also dealing with going bald, fully committing usually looks better than pretending it’s not happening.
You can also take DHT blockers to prevent hair loss, and minoxidil to turn vellus hair into terminal hair
My dad and uncle look like twins, but my dad always shaved his head and my uncle tried the 3-hair combover to cover it up. So I grew up seeing how much better my dad always looked, and the second I noticed my receding hairline, I committed. Looking back at old pics, it was still probably a year or two later than I should have. The blinders are real.
I’ve made it to my mid 40s with full coverage. Not sure if I would shave it completely or go with a #1 or #2 all over when my time comes.
I guess it depends on where/how it happens?
Yep. As soon as it starts going I’m gonna go turtle-wax bald
He rolled under the couch in search of his Precious.
Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.
Soooo itchy, like, wouldn’t wish upon my enemies itchy. Can’t be scratching my junk in public that often.
Clear aloe gel from the drugstore. Not the aftersun with “cooling” medicine for sunburn, you’ve been warned.
Just the plain clear stuff. Prevents ingrown hairs and makes it all sterile and not inflamed. Good slippage when dry too. You’ll be sticky for about 5 minutes while it sets.
If you get a small trimmer and trim carefully (!) you can skip the phase where your hairs grow through your skin, which likely causes the itch. If the itch is there immediately after shaving and only lasts for the first hours after you shaved, the itch is more likely caused by the chemicals you put on your skin, use a shaving cream for sensitive skin and avoid everything with alcohol (such as after-shave).
Dawg even if I just trim an inch off, the new hair ends hit skin funny and I can’t handle it. Fucking curlies
In that case i’d argue anyone seeing your balls just has to deal with it. And on the positive side; fashion changes.
Yea, luckily I’m married, so nobody looks at my balls but me.
Damn. I started to laugh then realized I’m you
Dude is charged with trafficking for taking the Hobbits to Isengard against their will.
Reminds me of this guy:
He is one ugly motherfucker. Inside matches outside.
Trump isn’t saving him this time?
“I’m not trying to shade dudes who struggle with hair loss…”
*Proceeds to shade a dude who struggles with hair loss*
Shading a rapist hits different
Trying does not imply succeeding
So when is Harry and the Hendersons 2 coming out?
What a bunch of clowns.
He looks like the end result of a dog hacking up a white chocolate raisin on the carpet.
