I bought these plums for you, past me! The fuck?
Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.
This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.
This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something
That’s what my parents did growing up. They didn’t have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.
Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?
Let’s be real, if you haven’t watched Eastbound and Down, it’s worth it just for Stevie.
Sorry, I was in the mood for beans
But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?
gotta get them REAL sloppy!
They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change
The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho’!
You putting it all on red, or black?
Yes.
Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.
At least at our house it’s just more expensive compost.
Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.
If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.
Its easier to just eat crackers.
Throw the plums in the garden, free fertiliser
Yes! Rodent corpses make great fertilizer. Just missing the step where you kill the rodents…
Maybe even a plum tree!
Even more free food waste!
Infinite fertilizer hack
