;p at least one?! God the one i have has given me enough problems. I can only imagine having more than one Jesus that’s got to be awful… fun? At least as a young person maybe lol. I can only imagine it being like two times or more rough trying to pee :'(
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.
e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I’m going to have to bring this up next time we’re having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!
Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
Best part of packing an apple bowl to carry with you was the ability to eat the evidence!
I thought Mormon tea contains plant based Ephedra? LSA is morning glory or Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds, iirc, no?
Not sure if you’ve got one, but I do believe I’ve heard it’s supposed to be healthier for the prostate to occasionally empty that thing. Another part of the body that seems to break down as one ages. Don’t judge me, It’s for my health!
There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I’d hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p
Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol
If you ask my orange cat Ginger, she would probably tell you ‘To shreds, you say?’ I think I’m up to three rolls now that I need to give some first aid to lol
I feel this lol. Reminds me of my time as a ladies shoe sales person.
Living up to your user name in being awesome <3