But the restaurant, a symbol of the country’s Western aspirations,
I promise I’m no tankie but this line in reference to McDonalds is cursed
If you don’t support Western freedom like having a McDonalds then you’re a tankie, that’s the rule. You’ll be receiving your monthly Stalin painting soon, the cadre expects a daily kiss on it before you mail it back at the start of the month, so I recommend you invest in “Commie red” lipstick now to be sure it’s obvious!
Can someone please stop these Stalin paintings being sent to my house! All I said was universal healthcare is cheaper than private healthcare!!
Oh no! I think the comittee forgot to send my Stalin painting, I hate McDonalds and would love to see it go under.
This whole thing smells addy.
Slava Ukraini, slava Heroyam btw.
McDonald’s eastward expansion is cultural genocide of Ukrainian fast food.
But is ice cream machine broke? y/n
“As long as the ice cream machine still stands, this fight is not lost” ~ George Washington
Washington Crossing the McDelaware
RIP
The United States of America
July 4 1776 - July 5 1776
Lol having one of those function for more than 2 hours would be mythical on its own, a whole day?
Only in America where there’s an exclusive service contract that forces franchisees to use a very expensive third party to fix the machines. The machines throw error codes that can only be cleared by a service visit for something that should be as simple as a clean and reset. It incentivizes machines that fail often and disincentivizes the franchisee from actually keeping the machine running.
Fuck these stupid reddit jokes stfu about the ice cream machines already
Jeez, who took a dump in your McFlurry?
Exactly mcdonalds ice cream is as important as the Sun to you
This is an American thing… Corporate fraud by another name. Worth the google.
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I hate that people downvote this.
I will leave a solidarity 🤣
Did they get Putin’s order wrong back in 2009 or something?
they kept the pickles, when he ordered a burger without
Then he proceeded to call the drive through attendant a secret Nazi.
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No he just likes to target civilians.
Insurgent McDonalds lol
He ordered a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
But they forgot the pickles
plot twist it was Zelenskyy false flaggin
Slava Ukraini. Slava Heroyam.
Big “the house burned down but the bible survived” vibes lmao
Yeah what exactly is being celebrated?
The resilience of predatory capitalism.
It would seem so. I really don’t like the mythical struggle that’s being projected on to this whole shitshow. People are so gross.
Hahahahahah!
And that’s all I have to say about that!
McDonald’s is so In. Indestructible, Indigestible food, Inhumane working place, …
One of the most annoying things citizens can do in the enemy’s eyes, is continue to live their lives like the war isn’t happening. Of course, they don’t have much choice, because they still need food on the table, and the bills don’t fucking stop.
Keep calm, and carry on.
Not completely surprising. Their food doesn’t decay either https://www.good.is/iceland-live-streams-a-mc-donalds-cheeseburger-from-2009-and-it-still-looks-the-same/
Prehistoric Big Mac Found In Permafrost
But Thomas Friedman said
No two countries that both had McDonald’s had fought a war against each other since each got its McDonald’s
Well yeah he’s a dumbass. ~~ I think Peru and Ecuador went to war disproving this like 30 years ago~~. Nvm i totally botched the countries but yeah it was already false when Friedman said it: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mcdonalds-countries-war/
Communism suffered its first Big Mac attack today as McDonald’s opened a restaurant in Yugoslavia, and police were called in to keep customers who lined up for hours from getting too unruly under the golden arches.
Calling this a Bread Line and suggesting it was proof of capitalism’s failure.
Mcdonalds are like cocroaches now?
A stray piece of shrapnel is to strike a building now?
That’s why I wear McCrotchplate, the new Happy Meal toy that doubles as a Kevlar™ substitute codpiece. Filet o Fish? Not with this equipment. Available in select locations while supplies last.
Wait until the war is over, then shut it down out of spite.
And because McDonald’s is shit.
