• gonzoleroy
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    422 years ago

    Private Trump, you’re a disgusting fat-body. Your ass looks like about 215 pounds of chewed bubblegum, do you know that?

    • Che Banana
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      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f*** is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE TRUMP?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, Top Secret Nuclear Documents, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Top Secret NuclearDocuments?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, I took it from the White House, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are Top Secret Nuclear Documents allowed in the barracks, Private Trump?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to have someone to read Top Secret Nuclear Documents to you , Private Trump?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, no, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Trump?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I’m too heavy, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Trump!

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, yes, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak Top Secret Nuclear Documents in your foot locker, Private Trump?

      Private Gomer Trump: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry…

      Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Bonespur Trump has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Trump. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Trump the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Trump f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE TOP SECRET NUCLEAR DOCUMENT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!

      aaaaaand scene

  • TigrisMorte
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    332 years ago

    nah. The Kubrick stare has a smile. That is just an entitled pout on 45.

  • Zeppo
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    72 years ago

    The Eastman photo deserves an honorable mention…

  • ElephantInTheRoom
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    Oh come on. They don’t deserve to be in a row with this pouting pee-pee-face.

    They were misfits, deluded psychopaths and guys being tormented by their friends.

    The last one is just a grumpy old guy trying to look badass while realizing he farted a bit too hard in his diapers.

  • Can we not make every single post on the front page something about liberals hating conservatives? This is one of the biggest reasons I left reddit. I really don’t care to see 1 single side hating the other every chance they fucking get. Why must politics invade every aspect of our lives???