Jokes on them, having someone watching is my kink…

A grand illustration of the If there’s a rule rule.

If there’s a sign, it likely happened more than once.

Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?

Are the vids on PornHub?

Maybe another sign pointing to some hand sanitizer

University students, folks!

Can the average U of A student be expected to read words as complicated as “genetalia”?

You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.

Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.

A better sign should say:

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PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.

ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
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I specifically say penis because I doubt any ladies are hitting the buttons with their ‘nethers. Unless they’re gymnasts, or have crazy prehensile labia. And if they do, more power to ’em.