I always play Tanooki Mario because I am very in touch with my inner child lol. I love to think of Mario parachuting around with his balls, even if thats not the animation they went with :D
Who do you play and why?
Yoshi.
I like Yoshi.
Wario, I’ma gonna winna!
But after 2024, Luigi became my favorite
how did that go?
Waluigi because WALUIGI NUMBAH ONE MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Hello fellow Waluigi
oh hey Waluigi.
If you’re picking to win, this is an excellent write-up: https://www.mayerowitz.io/blog/mario-meets-pareto
Wow, that’s a lot of work someone’s done
I always play Shy Guy. He’s cute and his sounds are absolutely hilarious and never get annoying to me. And I’m also super shy, so it all works out.
Daisy because she’s the fastest mid-weighter on a bike
Started off with Toad in the original.
With Double Dash I moved on to Paratroopa / Koopa Troopa.
And with 8 I moved onto Shy Guy.
For the in-between games, I kept the same as the previous entry. Even though he’s not a light racer like the others, I switched to Shy Guy because I like the noises he makes.
Boo. He’s always just so damned delighted to be included!
Shy Black Guy
Daisy, because girl + yellow.
Toad and toadette !
Koopa or Toad. Because when I was little my big brother told me they were the best, and he beat me every time.
30odd years later, after like 10 iterations of the game, I still hold that knowledge to be unquestionably true enough to not bother playing anyone else ever.
Baby Mario/Luigi/Toad so I can build a super accelerating, super handling, ultra slow car. Keeping the boost jumps going is the secret
I expected everyone to be saying Toad. Kinda funny to find your friends and family are such an echo chamber.
I like Wiggler because he gets so heated and makes silky faces. Best Heavy driver.





