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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    If my elbow touches a surface that was touched by another elbow I swear to god I’m going to kill myself.

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      That’s if you have time before the previous elbow’s super-AIDS gets you

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        I believe the 5 second rule still applies with elbow viruses

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          Any respectable doctor will have emergency cootie shots on hand.

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            3 months ago

            OO••

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              Thanks! I was due for a booster

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    Honestly they clean those seats after every patient anyway so I think the paper is just there because of lobbying from Big Paper.

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      more like Medium Paper

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        Lil Paper is my hamster’s rapper name.

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          You’ve been posted in Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64942356

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            Oh damn, I love you

    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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      Idk for my kids appts they have used it for marking and measuring height. I’m sure there are other upsides.

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    It’s the moist cracks that get you.

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    And I never sit comfortable in fear of ripping it all to shreds

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      That’s what’s so insulting about American healthcare. If you’re going to charge such criminally high prices, at least don’t cheap out on the small stuff. Don’t stock your bathrooms with ghostly thin sandpaper toilet paper. Have decently thick barrier paper. We’re talking pennies here.

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    No more useful than the paper covers for toilet seats.

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    Maybe these were standardized when people were smaller and less fat.

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    The paper we have here is the size of a normal human.

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    I thought the strip was used for the pooping

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