Hercules was with me all night. We were doing competitive pushups.
He won. Because he’s awesome, and he can balance a spoon on his nose, and he tore down soooooo many flock cameras…I mean…no, not that last one. I don’t know why I said that. He was with me all night in the garage doing push-ups.
Correction: No they fucking didn’t.
And if you think you saw someone doing this, no the fuck you didn’t.
I also believe this is just a series of fortuitous accidents.
I saw an epic hero doing this. Could’ve been hercules
Hercules was with me all night. We were doing competitive pushups.
He won. Because he’s awesome, and he can balance a spoon on his nose, and he tore down soooooo many flock cameras…I mean…no, not that last one. I don’t know why I said that. He was with me all night in the garage doing push-ups.