Sign me up for that
I was wondering how long it would take them to attack libraries. FREE books, internet access, and air conditioning?

Books?
I can’t read. I go to my library for free comic books, access to digital streaming services, and printing.
Wait, now you can use Libby and borrow books from libraries within hundreds of miles or you…for free? Better end that shit we don’t want people learning anything. Statistically the higher your education level the more likely you are to be a Democrat atheist.
Did fox really report that? I mean I would believe it because fox viewers are absolute morons but I can’t tell whats satire anymore
They’re acting like they’re so concerned for the integrity of public libraries, but this is transparently an attempt to manufacture consent to defund public libraries.
It’s so obvious if you pay any attention at all, they’ve been telegraphing this for months if not years…
Libraries are the last sanctuary for the poor and the lost. It used to be the churches. Save all libraries everywhere and build way more.
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
The reason fox news is able to make wild claims about libraries is because its viewers haven’t stepped foot in a library since they were in elementary school.
Is that like a “library plus” subscription? Or do I just go to the counter with my card and ask for a drug fueled orgy?
Just make sure you return the condom using the reusable items dropbox.
Oddly specific info maybe, but I’ve been expressively asked not to dump any organic matter in the dropbox.
Well, you have to rinse it first, obviously.
You know this isn’t true because Republicans want to defund them lol
And Republicans just believe it because none of them have ever been to a library before
Once again, the unhinged Right’s imagined Left (and Center) is infinitely more based than the reality.
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NOTE: You still have to be very quiet, so don’t forget the ball gag.
That’s just common courtesy!
My balls did not consent to being used as a gag
You might want to reread the contract you signed when you got that library card
they got out a special one for me that just said “DEAR GOD BRING THEM BACK IN ONE PIECE” and was made out of brimstone, why?
oh gods what was the THEM
i hate that comma, placement
But which ones specifically?
How would anyone from Fox “News” know this? They haven’t been to a library since they burned the one in Alexandria down.
Step 1 of the plan to close all public libraries in the US.
Wow, I’m going to the wrong library. Where is this library?









