Don’t look up!
Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That’s a win win!
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It’s a rumor I’m starting, so pass it along.
You’re like the tenth person I’ve heard that from.
Am I helping?
I heard it from the mayor
poor man was so anal retentive that he was full of shit.
It’s why he shit was coming out of his mouth all the time. So full that it constantly backed up. Anal retention is dangerous, kids.
You’ll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we’ve been doing around irrigation laws is what’s causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
wait, haven’t you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
'member when we stopped monitoring pandemic hotbeds like Wuhan? I 'member
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We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
And the 5th horseman, Kaos (according to Terry Pratchett anyway)
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Is there any chance that his brain worm might finish the job? I’ve had enough about hearing of his continuing insanity and would like for him and his boss to go away.
way i hear it, the poor little guy starved to death…
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
makes it go away faster
“Hurr”, explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, “Duh-Durr!”
Makes sense, they don’t want any harm done to their own species
CDC should never have taken their eyes off Jr… I knew he was gonna cause something.
