makes it go away faster
'member when we stopped monitoring pandemic hotbeds like Wuhan? I 'member
Huffpost Stopped Using Punctuation in Article Titles Now Causing Even Worse Titles are Unreadable
Read a rumor that it was Taco Bell and they are being investigated. I doubt that since they’ve been giving explosive diarrhea to people for decades.
Is there any chance that his brain worm might finish the job? I’ve had enough about hearing of his continuing insanity and would like for him and his boss to go away.
way i hear it, the poor little guy starved to death…
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It’s a rumor I’m starting, so pass it along.
poor man was so anal retentive that he was full of shit.
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
And the 5th horseman, Kaos (according to Terry Pratchett anyway)
You’ll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we’ve been doing around irrigation laws is what’s causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
wait, haven’t you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
Of course.
Worthy of Onion News.
Politician well known for explosive diarrhea also found associated with recent parasite
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
Makes sense, they don’t want any harm done to their own species
“Hurr”, explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, “Duh-Durr!”
That thumbnail picture makes it look like RFK is going to barf out one his worm spawn
