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Put your handheld valuables or nice trinkets away anytime a friend is bringing over someone you don’t know. I miss my PSP :(
Ouch.
And I miss my GBC. Do we share friends of friends?
You ain’t straight.
This is my favorite version because it doesn’t tell yourself exactly what you are but you sure as fuck aren’t straight 😂
Just leave them wondering why they’re curbed. Maybe they have scoliosis?
I didn’t even think of this the double entender makes it even better.
Don’t sell your Gameboy. You’ll regret it within a week.
Mine Bitcoin when it comes out because they actually will become valuable in the future.
You’re not lazy, you’re not stupid, and you’re not a loser. You just have ADHD, and once you figure that out things will get much, much easier. Hang in there.
Hell no. You actually think in this social climate, as a grown-ass man I’m gonna be seen talking to a ten-year-old boy whose relationship to me can’t be explained in a way any reasonable person would believe?!
That little shit can figure it out on his own, just like I had to.
Yes, I’m going to tell you about the 4-5 girls, that were/will be interested in you but you were/will be to dumb to notice. Stay calm, be yourself and take a little initiative. It’ll be alright!
You weren’t just too dumb to notice, they were also too scared to be explicit. Don’t be too hard on yourselves.
But it’s also true that we were all too dumb as shit to notice.
Pay the fuck attention in school you little shit
Bro. Ten year old you is going to be hella confused and stressed if you’re really telling him this. Probably won’t be able to focus that way either
I love you.
You’ve got some fucked up shit heading your way kiddo, can’t really do anything about it though so I guess just git gud and toughen up? Also, avoid alcohol, it doesn’t help and will eventually kill you.
You were supposed to write to your 10yo self, not to yourself when you were still alive.
Tighten the nuts on your bike every so often pal.
Your dad is a piece of shit. Find a mentor before your too old and you have to figure it all out by yourself.
You WILL actually end up with a boring, white collar job, and you can make a lot more money a hell of a lot easier if you don’t get any tattoos from the neck up.
Also, you hate them but you’re really good with computers.
