what is the charge, burning a penis? a succulent penis?!
A succulent charred penis
Annikin, is that you?
This is decockracy manifest.
His attorney says the case has raised serious questions about his mental state
No shit, Sherlock

Thought they had duplicated the mug shot at first, then I realised he must have been beside himself
I thought they were before and after pictures.
Wake up babe, new bottom surgery just dopped

Dicks off to pay respects.
Dude took Zardoz way too seriously
Is that really a crime? I can’t see that really causing property damage. Shouldn’t he just be in the hospital to get stabilized on medication?
wtf is with the click baity shit title? there was never any mention of a penis in the story. in fact the entire story was completely different to the title.
No mention of chopping off and burning his dick, just talked about self harm and him burning the garage. Wonder if this was edited afterwards or open is just projecting?
Why are people hating their penises right now? This dude and the firecracker dude… chill with the penile punishment!
Don’t kinkshame
He’s kinda cute. Shame about the penis and mental health.
Yup. He might have no balls but he has two strikes against him.
My God. Did … did they at least manage to save the penis?
no. it ran away.
Cocks are great just not on me, or him. 🤣








