"Cyclosporiasis is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces containing the parasite. Historically, people would acquire it outside the United States.
However, of the 190 cases reported to public health authorities between the start of May and the middle of June, 145 involve someone who hasn’t traveled beyond US borders in the last couple of weeks."
Just say it, the US is a shithole country now so of course we are starting to get awful diseases locally.
…sharting to get awful diseases…am I right?!?
eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces
The fuck are you doing, America?!
Washing hands is woke!
Oh nos, better ask RFK what we should do. I’m sure he will know the answer…
Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance
ObviouslyHmm, thought for sure there would be some racoon dick involved but a nice swamp swim sounds about right.
Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool
Build up his tolerance so that he can poison us all
This was the worms plan all along…
5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I’m calling it now. That’s why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.
Swim in it!
Hasn’t there been a “surge of explosive diarrhea” running the country since the 20th of January 2025?
that’s technically a bolus of explosive diarrhea
At this point, the shitpost comm is going to be able to just actually focus on literal shit related stories.
reality is enshitttifying aughguhah!
Headline hits differently if you read it while on the toilet.
Especially if you have diarrhea 🤣
Even Mother Nature is exposing the US is a shithole.
Wouldn’t this be mother nature helping the US to be a shithole? The disease is nature.
I didn’t think “explosive diarrhea” was a real term. Not surprising though, water treatment has been failing infrastructure for many years. Flint Michigan put it in the public eye, and it’s gotten much, much worse.
That and decades of deregulating and vertically integrating the food supply.
Who needs a poop knife, I have diarrhea!
It’s and old reference, sir, but it checks out.
It’s just Trump on a rally tour again. Explosive Diarrhea is his SS codename.
Make America healthy again, huh.
haha
That really is an unfortunate title.
Everyone get inside!
Don’t forget your raincoat or umbrella when you go out!
Top tier shitpost
