LOTR? That’s the one where the gay wizard and his ex fight over custody and jewelry right?
Break ups are tough bro.
I love how that also applies to Harry Potter.
Obligatory note: The author is a terrible person and she’ll never get another dime from me.
Then explain the orcs?
Oh, shit, wait. They’re the step-children?
And/or fuckboys.
TIL Saruman was fucking the orcs. It does sort of figure.
I was hanging out with a few people after an event we went to a couple weeks ago
As soon as there were no girls around anymore one of the guys suggested we go to a college bar to meet some college girls
We’re all over 30
Somethin’ wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man. I don’t like to hang out with the boys. They always pull shit like that. I knew that dude for a total of two hours and he dropped that.
You need different boys.
I got together with some of my old college buds a while back, and they got drunk and started droning on about how much they loved and depended on their wives and how they never imagined they’d grow up to be excited about settling down and redecorating and shit, but that it was amazing.
It was wholesome as fuck.
Young girls are just a stupid fetish once you’re past 25. You can’t even talk with them, you’re both just on way different wavelengths
Somethin’ wrong with the boys when the boys alone, man.
You got shitty boys. Hope you corrected and embarrassed him.
My boys just want to play MTG and D&D. Different set of problems…
I mean, it’s not like you’re forcing “college girls” to meet you.
the likelihood of them being creeped out is high though. like probably 3% would be into it. 🤷
H…handball champion?
Gotta champion those balls for the boys 😏
