Nurse here. I’ve wiped a cumulative mile or two of stranger ass crack, so… I know a thing or two about poop.
The answer is:
If everything’s working normally, your bowels will reabsorb water until it becomes solid. They’re really good at reabsorbing water.
If everything’s working normally.
If you’ve got the Hershe’s squirts, things are not working normally. So… you’ll probably just shit your pants.
*snaps glove*
Now spread em.
Yes, if by “normal poop” you mean “firehouse of the most horrific liquid imaginable”
Yeah that’s a pretty accurate representation of my normal shits tbh
The reason for diaheraherhae is largely caused by some sort of enterotoxin (bacteria poop) or physically by a microorganism (I forget the name, but there is a bacteria that uses its flagella to create a sort of hill out of your intestinal tract so it has better access to nutrients) and your body is using all of it’s water to flush it out. So you shouldn’t, and if you did somehow you would eventually get sepsis i guess. Better to just spend a few days in a hospital shitting in a bucket and chugging electrolytes, it’s what –
Solid question.
With a painful explosive liquid answer.
I prefer using over the counter diarrhea medication, instead of trying to will my body into submission.
No. You can have the flying shits, then you clean up and think you’re done, go walk back to the living room, only to realize you gotta go again, but next time is a 3 foot long solid log you wish you could have evacuated a month ago.
That was a glorious day! 💩
yeah that kind of constipation is awful
No. It just becomes more horrible.
I’m sure nothing bad will happen when keeping dirty water in your intestines at a comfortable 37ºC for a day or so.
Off work late?
Runny shits but too tired to poop?
Hold in three colons full of shitwater.
No corks no tampons
just hold in three colons full of shitwater
and then just go to bed
you certainly will not regret holding in three colons full of shitwater.
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Trick question, you shit your pants
Diamonds form under pressure, so yes
The answer is no, but the other way round: If your regular poop stays inside long enough, it produces diarrhea again. Google paradoxical diarrhea. And don’t try it at home.
