THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!!!
I’m not sure how amused I am that I understand this reference.
Method C. Sounding rod depth required to hit the prostate.
I know it sounds odd to do this on a tree, but trust me, it works.
Thrust*
Tear off the branch and measure the total length.
Loggers should be called arbortionists.
Branches and other small cylinders can be sized using M&M tubes
Banana for scale
it took me way to long to realize y’all talking about penises …
That’s so innocent. Almost like a certain mythical character before opening her eponymous box…
I thought it was optimal street pathways at first, then trees, then got surprised by the amount of genitalia referencing comments then I “realised” thanks to this comment TT
This was my process exactly!
Well, it’s two of us.
I’ll ask the branch manager.
Half the length plus seven
Woop woop, 7.5cm! A personal best.
I measured like this when my first girlfriend asked what my size was. I told her it was 10". Suffice to say, she was definitely not impressed when the pants came off for the first time. 😅
I mean you joke but the actual rule of thumb is measuring from the crotch of the branch.
What if there is a knot at the base of the branch?
I would use 0,5x(A+B) because chicks dig a big branch.
Take the average 🤷♂️
Down to the root
Measure from your feet, all the way up your legs, to the tip of your erect shaft, you say?
I can’t use method B, the tree fruit are in the way.
You have to push the branch down with one hand, such that it is perpendicular to the trunk. With the other hand place a ruler to measure trunk to tip via method A. This gives the honest expectation of ''usable" length.
