Best case for shutting down the internet, imo. Bunch of people with internet poisoned brains in positions of power who would rather talk about an ape that died a decade ago than any problem facing a living human being today.
Considering it’s a popular meme to trace the horrors of our current timeline to the demise of Harambe, it makes sense that this White House would honour his death. Without it they never would be where they are, doing what they’re doing.
In this case “dicks out” refers to the mid term elections
I usually try to read the article…and I’m left wondering what in the ever loving fuck I just read.
CIA looking for alien blood lines on 23 and me….I can’t tell real life from tabloid shit any more
As for Harambe, he was not a patriot. He was a beautiful animal that was shot despite being a gentle soul who did not hurt a fallen child. He did not care about human politics or Trumpian bullshit. Lovely being, yes. Martyr, maybe. Patriot, no.
“… land of the apes … and the home of the stupid …”. Are you free enough? Are you brave already?
First it was the suicidal penguin and now Harambe?
With all the money they’re pissing away, you would think they could at least hire somebody to design a better propaganda campaign aimed at convincing their base to lay down their lives for the dictator… Or did AI take that job too?
I prefer a meme-free white house, is that communism?
We’re killing people overseas RIGHT NOW. We’re arming other countries doing the same thing RIGHT NOW. These aren’t joking matters. I won’t even get into the various financial problems we’re facing, whilst building a goddamn Octagon on WH the front lawn. If you don’t have something important to say, shut the fuck up white house.
revolting brevity, Harambe would instinctively attack and dismember any of these clowns on sight.
beginning to wonder if I’ve been in a coma since 2015… and the madness is all just my brain shutting down more and more… because that’s the only way this shit makes any sense
These idiots will deify anything, won’t they?
Why do they want to ruin everything lol
Explains why some of them couldn’t keep their dick in their pants at least.
So tired of having a White House that shit posts like a boomer trying to sound cool to 14 year olds
That far too old a target for the current Whitehouse.
Jesus, the entire administration is full of fucking morons. Even the aids that post on social media.
how is the onion even able to keep going at this point?
Truedat. Satire is, for all intents and purposes, dead.
