Bidet
Bidet to you too.
Okay this post has been up 30mins and no one has said it yet, so I’m just gonna say it:
Bidet.
Have a great day.
i think this is more of a
i thought i was done pooping, but after cleaning up i feel there’s more
situation
bidets are great, but they won’t fix this problem
*shituation
if you are in the united states they make this thing called a washlet. it’s basically what they call a bidet here. it’s a combined toilet seat and bidet, so you don’t have to do the waddle of shame to a different fixture. fancy ones have warm water, blow driers, heated seats, cameras, play songs when you sit down or stand up, like the works. toto is the top brand.
I think I can do without the camera
that’s fine, the infrared and laser sensors will capture your unique anal signature and track your leavings just fine
Yes, that’s what I have, just a seat attachment not a separate fixture! Like $60 CAD and I installed it in an hour or so.
Most people in the states are afraid of them. Maybe they feel demasculated or are brain washed by big TP. I don’t know. It took me about 30 years to buy one and i must say it is life changing.
Actually, our plumber was going to install one in our new bathroom. And then he just didn’t. :/
While this improves the situation, it doesn’t grant you a guaranteed win every time. You make that assumption once.
Source: literally getting my ass sprayed rn
I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don’t have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.
I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It’s tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that’s a different website.
Or a change of fart.
Engage human crayon mode.
“It’s like wiping a marker.”
i have become pastel
Okay.
