Okay this post has been up 30mins and no one has said it yet, so I’m just gonna say it:
Bidet.
Have a great day.
if you are in the united states they make this thing called a washlet. it’s basically what they call a bidet here. it’s a combined toilet seat and bidet, so you don’t have to do the waddle of shame to a different fixture. fancy ones have warm water, blow driers, heated seats, cameras, play songs when you sit down or stand up, like the works. toto is the top brand.
Yes, that’s what I have, just a seat attachment not a separate fixture! Like $60 CAD and I installed it in an hour or so.
I think I can do without the camera
that’s fine, the infrared and laser sensors will capture your unique anal signature and track your leavings just fine
i think this is more of a
i thought i was done pooping, but after cleaning up i feel there’s more
situation
bidets are great, but they won’t fix this problem
*shituation
Most people in the states are afraid of them. Maybe they feel demasculated or are brain washed by big TP. I don’t know. It took me about 30 years to buy one and i must say it is life changing.
Actually, our plumber was going to install one in our new bathroom. And then he just didn’t. :/
While this improves the situation, it doesn’t grant you a guaranteed win every time. You make that assumption once.
Source: literally getting my ass sprayed rn
I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don’t have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.
I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It’s tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that’s a different website.
Or a change of fart.
Engage human crayon mode.
i have become pastel
Okay.
