“Well I see he’s white, so that seems to be in order. Bailiff, let the defendant go fre…wait, how rich is the defendant?”
“Not very, your honour. He’s a poor person who lucked out with the card.”
“How unfortunate for him…GUILTY, YOUR SENTENCED TO FIFTY YEARS!”

Lawyer: “My client is in a penny.” Judge: “What??” Lawyer: “He’s “in-a-cent””

Is sighed by Trump your honor.