• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    “Well I see he’s white, so that seems to be in order. Bailiff, let the defendant go fre…wait, how rich is the defendant?”
    “Not very, your honour. He’s a poor person who lucked out with the card.”
    “How unfortunate for him…GUILTY, YOUR SENTENCED TO FIFTY YEARS!”