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Grok, where do I put my pennis?
One article pointed out it takes $200 for a date, while another points out Zoomers are just not having that much sex, nor are they into romantic relationships.
Maybe if you work a people too hard and give them no hope for a future; if they can’t afford to have a life, they may not want to have kids.
$200??? What am I Richie rich? Fuck me if I’m paying the most I’m spending is $50 then we going to the park
it takes $200 for a date
tf? When I go on a first date with a girl, I take her to a funky bar. We typically have 1 or 2 drinks max. Typically, I buy first round and she buys the second - but even if I pay for the whole date, it’s only $40 max. Including tip.
Then for subsequent dates, we’re either meeting at one of our places to get straight down to business, or doing something free or nearly free, like going hiking or playing pickleball or cooking dinner together.
Zoomers are just not having that much sex
I can tell you that zoomers are plenty interested in sex. They just need to get over their social anxiety to get naked with someone else.
Yeah, the article in question turned out to be largely BS. The actual study was about dates, including dates that married or long-term couples go on, and even then you had to squint to get the $200 total out of it.
No, no. We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and stop being lazy.
This is a funny headline if you want to complain but sneaking behind some bushes in the park is still free.
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No way, that’d be too convenient. They’ll probably make that illegal as soon as they find out someone thought of it.
All great app ideas are taking something and doing it illegally.
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“Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal to make them not have children?” – Connor Leahy
Pandas:
If you leave them alone in the forest, they’re great at making babies. Put them in captivity and they don’t.
There is always an exception somewhere.
I can barely afford rent at 40; how the fuck am I going to afford to raise a kid?
I just straight up wouldn’t want to be born so why would I do that to someone?
puts hand on shoulder son, we’ve got to talk about your avocado toast
Don’t forget all the Starbucks coffee!
Instead of buying that latte, why don’t you instead buy some bootstraps and pull on them
For those who don’t know, this phrase has come full circle.
It started as something literally impossible. Then people started using it to say they did it anyway. Expecting what is supposed to be impossible out of people is insane.
in a way we can view it as a term to mean “LYING” about how you succeeded. How did you get so in shape for your role? Clean diet and exercise. How did you make your first million? Pulling myself into the air by my bootstraps.
I’m sure it was only a few bad apples that started that.
Disregardless, I could care less.
It’s literally a joke rich people use to show how stupid poor people are.
Horse and sparrow theory?
That phrase is just something the rich tell the poor to get them to bend over.
They could’ve just bought me dinner and then asked nicely
Chivalry is dead
Everything is about power to them…
Then just walk in, demand to see the Big Boss, say Good Morning Sir, and ask for the job!
And the rotisserie chickens!
The media really gave me unrealistic expectations about how much money my dislike of avocado was going to save me.
“There’s never going to be a good time for it. We didn’t have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them.”
Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.
And the rich are even buying up trailer parks to squeeze money out of the people there, so even becoming trailer park trash with kids is unaffordable.
Who said anything about raising it? You just need to have the kid, and then the orphan crushing machine will take over from there
child labor
As a boomer-adjacent 60-year-old, with an adult son living at home, it’s the economy, stupid.
But, more than that, the world has gone to shit. And, no, that’s not the boomer generation’s fault. It’s the fault of the billionaires and the ignorant people of all generations who have voted for conservatives over the past 50 years.
Who’d you vote for in the 2020 primaries?
I maxed out my donation to Bernie and voted for him. In the 40 years I’ve been voting, I’ve never voted for a conservative, or Republican, neither federal, state nor local. I’ve always voted as far left as I can.
Bernie pin:
Very good wording: “A conservative, or a Republican”
Damn, you got me. I totally blanked on that primary. Bernie 2.0! Not OP, sorry.
I just ask because I was phone banking for that primary and occasionally I ended up on the phone with a registered Republican for whatever reason. They were cordial and I was able to tell them why I thought Bernie was the best candidate among the Democratic nominees.
You know who was vile though? Registered democratic boomers were furious with me and called Bernie “too radical”.
So I don’t buy it when people try to deflect blame away from boomers for the state of American politics. Registered democratic boomers fight leftists harder than they fight MAGA. 🤷♂️
Damn i had a MAGA threaten to rape me when i was texting for him.
Downloading cum is so easy, come on be realistic
Bro knows where the cum is stored and where the sex happens
Stipulation: You can’t pirate it.
Wait, you guys are finding partners?
Was having hope on having a go with me from the mirror universe
Sex ed was too effective. They don’t know how to have sex without condoms!
“These kids today need to be as miserable and depressed as we are!”
