FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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You don’t have to tell me.
I made this a few years ago.
Looks like it. I kinda want to knit one now. But more of an Aran cable style.
These are like small aluminum discs so it would be like clanging to dimes together as far as resonance goes.
There’s a very sad story involving North Korea and giant rabbits
Big! If true.
That’s the best size of kitten.
I’ve always wanted to breed toy kittens. But my issues with kitten mills and pet overpopulation have prevented me from doing that. We have teacup dogs. But we don’t have teacup cats. I want to breed giant Russian, dwarf, hamsters and dwarf kittens. But I can’t and I shouldn’t.
Given the edges on these things I’m thinking that the strings will break much faster if you used these. Which would be pretty punk rock but isn’t great during a show.
There is a permanent record at the clinic but it will likely never be accessed by anyone ever because this cat’s going to get released into the wild and no one’s going to know its name to look it up. It will have no chip to scan. It’s a feral cat that will live in the wild.
That’s not what I said. I include Shapiro in the same bracket as JBP.
I have always listened to conservative stupidity so that I can anticipate the people I’m arguing with are going to say. I started listening to Rush Limbaugh in 1992. I picked up Ben somewhere around 2016.
He is known for being a fast talker and Allison to him at 2.5x speed. And even then I can tell when he’s lying or leaving something out and formulating a rebuttal. And he is getting worse. He is getting lazier. It’s not fun. It’s not even informative anymore. His choice to back Trump in 2024 removed his last ability to make any sense at all. Except tariffs. He has been very vocal about how incredibly stupid Trump’s tariff policy is.
And the Memorandum of Understanding with Iran. He completely understood how incredibly dumb that whole situation was.
JBP is basically doing is own Schrodinger’s Mitch McConnell.
Ever since he had yet another health issue it has made listening to the Ben Shapiro podcast nicer because there has been one less idiot that might show up in an episode.
It happens. And much safer than the Spanish Inquisition.
I’m half thinking that the real problem is that men who give money to women they are in parasocial relationships with like younger women and that she has aged out of the business at the tender age of 20.
I barely know that show exists and the only episode I watched was the Dune one.
We’ve already had a Dovey come through. The person who trapped him has listed as Maynard. But that’s not set in stone. I was thinking Professor to keep the Gilligan’s Island theme.
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cats@lemmy.world•A small hairless patch has appeared on my cat; should I be worried?
6·11 days agoThere can be multiple causes for this and one of them can be ringworm. I would get this checked by a vet because you do not want ringworm to spread.
The cat distribution system works in strange ways. I had an engine cat once. Or at least what I believe to be an engine cat.
I heard meowing the day after our wedding. I went outside and saw a tiny orange kitten. They bolted and caught themselves in a chain link fence. We took them in. They were missing two claws that had been removed through mechanical means and had some mysterious black oily stuff on them.
They were with us for several years and were one of the best cats ever. One of the questions my wife asked me on our first date was “Have you ever read the Life of Pi?” I had. That book was instrumental in me showing that I was not an idiot and that I read books. We named the cat Pi. Because Pi helped us get married.








Is there an age where Uranus jokes aren’t funny anymore? I’m over 50 and I still find them hilarious.