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  • That’s the best size of kitten.

    I’ve always wanted to breed toy kittens. But my issues with kitten mills and pet overpopulation have prevented me from doing that. We have teacup dogs. But we don’t have teacup cats. I want to breed giant Russian, dwarf, hamsters and dwarf kittens. But I can’t and I shouldn’t.



  • There is a permanent record at the clinic but it will likely never be accessed by anyone ever because this cat’s going to get released into the wild and no one’s going to know its name to look it up. It will have no chip to scan. It’s a feral cat that will live in the wild.



  • That’s not what I said. I include Shapiro in the same bracket as JBP.

    I have always listened to conservative stupidity so that I can anticipate the people I’m arguing with are going to say. I started listening to Rush Limbaugh in 1992. I picked up Ben somewhere around 2016.

    He is known for being a fast talker and Allison to him at 2.5x speed. And even then I can tell when he’s lying or leaving something out and formulating a rebuttal. And he is getting worse. He is getting lazier. It’s not fun. It’s not even informative anymore. His choice to back Trump in 2024 removed his last ability to make any sense at all. Except tariffs. He has been very vocal about how incredibly stupid Trump’s tariff policy is.

    And the Memorandum of Understanding with Iran. He completely understood how incredibly dumb that whole situation was.










  • FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldtocats@lemmy.worldSounds about right
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    The cat distribution system works in strange ways. I had an engine cat once. Or at least what I believe to be an engine cat.

    I heard meowing the day after our wedding. I went outside and saw a tiny orange kitten. They bolted and caught themselves in a chain link fence. We took them in. They were missing two claws that had been removed through mechanical means and had some mysterious black oily stuff on them.

    They were with us for several years and were one of the best cats ever. One of the questions my wife asked me on our first date was “Have you ever read the Life of Pi?” I had. That book was instrumental in me showing that I was not an idiot and that I read books. We named the cat Pi. Because Pi helped us get married.