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binux@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前

The ultimate commuting strategy

sh.itjust.works

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The ultimate commuting strategy

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binux@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前
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    So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

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    Cremation is the future

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    Lol … city and multiple traffic tickets to families … “You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed”

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      Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws … your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.

  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Someone go post this in FuckCars

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Do they fuck cars there?

      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’m sure some of them would secretly like to

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    What about “grinded”? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.

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      Lol. Grinded

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Brown chicken brown cow

    • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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      “It’s PEOPLE!”

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    …and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

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    Nice roast

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    triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

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    How about the water you need to make people grow from the ash?

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    Yeah but how do they look up Tom’s butthole?

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    deleted by creator

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    Theres good eating on one of those drivers

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    We’re mostly water.

  • Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca
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    Now put them in a singularity

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    Look at all the space for mid rise, mixed use, residential!

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