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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • pooberbee (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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    Earthmelon is a potato

    • grte@lemmy.ca
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      No a potato is an apple of the earth.

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        French is weird.

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          I have four-twenties and nineteen reasons why

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          French give me your drugs

      • Rolivers@discuss.tchncs.de
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        In Dutch it’s literally earth apple. Aardappel.

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          In parts of Germany, it’s the same (Erdapfel), others say ground pear (Grundbirne) but don’t compare apples with pears (it’s our equivalent to apples and oranges)

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      Firemelon is a chilli pepper.

    • justmercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      firemelon is a chile, too

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    Cmon guys, “melements” is right there

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      Right. The elemelonments

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        Now you ruined it

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        • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          Perfect !

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      Yes, I think this meme is DoA with their decision to not use Melements.

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      I’d have called them Melonments.

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    Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?

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      With Our Melons Combined… we form… Captain Porno!!

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    "Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avamelon kept balance between the melon tribes. But that all changed when the Firemelons attacked.

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    Elemenop

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    I prefer Elemenopee

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    There are a lot of foods that causes wind when i eat them.

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    Stupid English. I read “windmelon” as wind(1), not wind(2). I couldn’t figure out how you could wind a melon.

    1. as in turning and twisting
    2. as in moving air
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    instead only lulumelons

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    Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once…

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      Okay now do it to a ham and make them fight

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    I can see something spicy as firemelon. Like ginger or something something bright like Tiger Melon… Earthmelon makes me think of squash. Its windmelon that doesn’t really conjure anything. I just see apples in my mind cause they falling apples and gravity.

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      Tumbleweed is a wind melon

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        Locusts are windmelon. Or windmills.

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        Oooh that’s a fun one. I mean they probably are technically edible but thats a brave individual to try haha

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    deleted by creator

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    Im not high enough for this

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