- Hot Dog
- Not Hot Dog
Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.
platypus
What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!
Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?
Yes.
On the internet, no one can tell you’re a duck.
What about some sorta duck-goose hybrid?
It depends on your definition of duck
Infinity is only a concept, nothing is infinite.
Platypus?
Heretic! How dare you!?
everything is a bucket
My goodness, is it 4:30? I’m supposed to be having a back, sack and crack.
Dear God
There’s more
Is a picture of a duck a duck?
Is the life of a duck a duck?
Is your perception of a duck a duck?
no way
Wait. Could Quantum ducks in a superposition state exist? And how would those be a duck or not?
No way, a space duck!
Quack!
Except muscovies. They are both duck and not duck.
Ducking A!
