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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 12 days ago

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 12 days ago
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    PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn’t work this way and it can’t actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂

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      I know it doesn’t work this way. That would be ridiculous. But that won’t stop my brain from imagining it from time to time going forward.

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      https://youtu.be/YBA_AOWUMo8?

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    I never have this problem. The spiders would keep the lashes out. They are fastidious cleaners.

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      FUCK YOU AND YOUR EIGHT LEGGED FRIENDS

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    Get a tiny vacuum. This needs to be addressed

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    I always assumed they get absorbed or break down eventually.

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      No unfortunatelythey do not. The eye spiders that live under your bed come and eat them in the middle of the night

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        Perhaps not eye spiders, but face arachnids

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          nice, he’s eating my zits

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      They get flushed out through your nose. If you’ve ever noticed how when your eyes water your nose runs too: they’re connected. Your snot is the cleaning mechanism that traps dust, hairs, and bacteria and flushes it all out.

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    Oh hey, I have this too! Except it doesn’t feel like “just sometimes”

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    the body is supposed to have some auto-cleaning function so even if that did happen it should clean itself up after a while.

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    It actually collects under your lids. I pulled a small hair ball out of my tear duct area once.

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      Does your eye do a small cough before pulling a hairball out?

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    I swear i saw something similar to this but black and white and around 15 years ago. probley just confounding comics though.

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