We are in a climate emergency that must be drastically dealt with immediately.
I might even go so far as plant a few policies in their heads. “We are in a climate emergency, and we should address it immediately with policies such as carbon tax-and-dividend, ending subsidies for harmful industries such as fossil fuels and industrial agriculture, investing in both established and promising renewable energy sources such as solar and wind and tidal and geothermal, reducing our dependence on cars with more electrified public transport and denser urban design, and encouraging better urban land use patterns with land value taxes.” One sentence = one thought, right?
Knowing humans, if we didn’t use this magical power to guide them to good solutions, a good number of us would conclude, “That’s it, we need to nuke China and India to save the Earth!”
This is my choice as well.
“MothBookkeeper is the dictator of the world, and I completely trust his decisions.”
Nevermind the logistics of that; power lives where people believe it does.
Then I could make multiple beneficial changes, such as:
- Heavily taxing the rich
- Enacting drastic climate policy
- Banning paper stickers that rip as you try to take them off
- Sending Mitch McConnell on a rocket into the sun
The Florida and Texas Governors have to fight to the death on a platform suspended by a stationary helicopter a mile over cocaine shark infested waters, and the pilot bailed out 20 minutes ago. Trump is the referee.
There is no God.
The circumstances might ‘prove’ to a lot of people that there is
Bahahahaha! True enough! 🤣😬🤦🏼♂️
Honk honk it’s the goose
Can you imagine the amazing headlines.
“City Agrees Spirit Spoke To Them; Was A Goose”
I think the only thing that can save humanity from the brink of climate collapse is one rowdy goose
I would watch this film.
Honk u very much
Global çonfusion is imminent.
Everyone! I am Son Goku and I need your energy to defeat Majin Buu!
The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they don’t eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.
Doesn’t have to be a billionaire. Anyone worth more than 5 millions is ok as well.
That’s a bit low. 5 million is low enough that it could still be made through the fruits of their own labour if they’re in a high paying industry. Would probably have to be $50M+ before you get exclusively the capitalist class.
“Eating billionaires is the secret to eternal youth, life, and health.”
The Earth is dying and it can live on without us once we are dead.
Do you mean only if we are dead? Or just casual rate of death?
It can and will continue on if we are all dead.
Thank you… I hate all the people who are “we’ll permanently destroy the earth and it’ll never recover!” crowd. Maybe for us it’ll be too inhospitable and we won’t survive, but nature is surprisingly resilient. From bacteria that can eat oil and plastic, to entire generations of flora and fauna living in irradiated landscapes, it will adapt and be here long after we’re gone.
“On the count of 3, jump!”
I’m just curious to see what would happen.
Paraplegics in shambles rn.
“All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.”
“BE KIND”
“Dammit I just lost The Game”
It’s not a thought but I would put empathy
I’ve been saying for a while that if I could, I’d increase baseline human empathy by 50% or enough to raise its minimum value to current baseline if they have less than 50% of baseline to start with, all up to a maximum of triple baseline levels. Enough to make the world a much better place, but not enough to make millions of people mentally ill or otherwise do more harm than good.
I’d consider anyone suffering negative side effects to be acceptable casualties.
Pinky was the real star of pinky and the brain
Well yeah, duh.
That’s a fact
Protect those weaker than you.
The signal your brain gets when you really have to take a shit, right now, or there will be dire consequences.
