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Scheisse
Shiddee… Schois/schoas.
Aaah die dialektik
Kurva/kurwa always sounds fun to say to me
Kurwa
су́ка блять
In Italian we have a category of curse words called “bestemmie” which they are actually illegal to say because they’re an insult to God or the religion in general.
Some of my favourite ones are “Dio cane” (god is a dog), “Dio merda” (god is a shit), “Dio boia” (god is an executioner).
I work in an Italian kitchen. Frustration is pretty common among the chefs, but when I hear a porco dio flying around I know they’re pissed off as fuck
[…] they are actually illegal to say because they’re an insult to God or the religion in general.
What? That seems excessive.
Yeah, tell me about it! It used to be in the penal code, so it was actually a crime.
Now they depenalized so you only get a fine, but still. Italy should be a secular country, and yet…
I’m a fan of pendejo. If you’ve never heard someone say it you’re missing out. It’s always said with such utter contempt and the “de” is emphasized so hard it’s practically spit out.
Runner up: puta madre
“chingadera”: figuratively, ‘thingsmajig’ or ‘doohickey’, literally ‘fuckerator’
“mamadas”: figuratively, ‘bullshit’ or ‘makework’ or ‘flattery’, literally ‘blowjobs’
ooooh, chingadera is good.
Definitely going in the repertoire
literally ‘fuckerator’
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Words cannot express how much I want there to be a JCW wrestler named “Los Chingadera” now.
Behenchod (sister fucker), madarchod (mother fucker), chutiya (roughly translates to stupid/dumb).
Bhosdike
Klootviool (bullock violin)
Teringlijer ( sufferer of typhoid)
Zakkenwasser (scrotum cleaner)
I love all dutch swearing, as a microbiologist there is something particularly satisfying being able to tell somebody to ‘krijg de tyfus’ or to call somebody a ‘pleurislijer’
Yeah the disease thing is weird and wild.
It’s interesting which diseases are ok to swear with and not.
Typhoid and cancer are ok, but cerebral palsy or aids aren’t.
Cancer is very much a controversial one depending on who you’re with
Oh yeah it is.
I meant in context of Dutch swear words, though. It’s one of the most common swears, almost on the level of English fuck.
In not saying fuck isn’t controversial in English as is one of the two words that have a ‘the F word’ status to refer to it without saying it. However it’s the most commonly used swear around.
So that’s what I tried to say, but controversial was the only word that worked for me.
Klootviool is kinda similar to Arschgeige. I don’t know what it is with violins and private parts.
Or the Americans and their tiny violin.
jævlig, jævel, and jævla in norwegian are quite versatile. i am learning it as it’s the language of my ancestors and my dad raised me learning it, but sadly, i only learned basic norwegian thru youtube videos he showed me and i’m the only one actively (though on-and-off) learning it. jævlig is like “terrible” but it means “devilish”, but you can also say something is “jævlig god” which is like “fucking good”.
jævel is a noun, so “en rik jævel” is a “rich fuck”. this might be useful for my friend who says stuff like “the horny fuck” or «den kåte jævelen». so it’s like “the fuck” (noun) or “fucker”.
jævla is like fucking, for example, «ei jævla tispe» is a fucking bitch, or you could say «en jævla tispe», i’ve heard both. “the fucking bitch” is either «den jævla tispen» or maybe «den jævla tispa», but im still learning.
Tabernac!
Well, I’ve found my new ringtone.
Malaka.
Cazzo is the one that feels the most fun for me after Fuck.
Vaffancoulo is a good one too
Jamaican - bomboclaat
Perkele! I like the profanity where you invoke the name of a volcano diety
