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OMG yes!!! I’ve already dropped them off at the fire station. When can you come over??? 🥰
proceeds to kneecap the guy and let’s her kids taking batting practiced with his balls
Call me old fashioned but I don’t think kids should be playing with the genitals of adults
but what about a man-child?
Wouldn’t matter if it was a woman-child
So are we supposed to communicate honestly or not!?
Women want honesty until they’re asked to put their kids up for adoption. Smh
It’s like, I’m trying to meet you halfway over here, but you’ve gotta work with me a little!
Listen my dude it’s a two way street. You look decent so what about I drop off one kid at the fire station and we go from there? I’m sure you’ll get to love little Timmy.
Great, I know the perfect year-round boarding school.
You seem like you’d be a genuine arsehole in real life. (Just being honest.)
Relevant Oatmeal
I don’t see how that’s too relevant. The comic isn’t about having kids per se. It’s about just giving up kids you’ve already had, which is quite different.
I didn’t think it was possible to be denser than a neutron star but here we are…
Quark Star!
“Would you be willing to choose me, a man you don’t even know, over your own children? I don’t even know why I have to use these sites, I’m literally the most amazing man on the face of the planet. It’s a disgrace I even debase myself by using this. Did I mention I’m the most modest person in the world as well?”
It’s not real, bro. The bad man can’t hurt you
I hope it’s not real.
Geez, guy could have just swiped left.
Looks like Aaron earned an iron urn.
They say romance is dead in 2026
he is probably not the person in the photos and fake ragebait
This can’t be real.
That’s so insane.
Yeah Aaron can hang
Basically Hansel and Gretel
