Everybody loves Microslop
Reminder from the Copilot ToS:
Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.
I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.
I was thinking that they’ll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.
Windows 11: “It’s 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC.”
Windows 12: “It’s 11 pm sharp. That’s a phrase people like to say, apparently.”
…Don’t give Microsoft any ideas.
huh, i just downloaded a clock widget because i couldn’t put a clock where i want to look for one.
I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.
I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously
like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice‽
pretty sure they’re already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for “not” today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had “not” in their name. like jesus fucking christ that’s so bad. one of them literally did not have any of the letters n o or t in the program name.
wrong, use Temple OS.
This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.
IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on “cloud” (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to “Cloud” regardless of the suitability.
The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the “cloud” or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it’s just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.
… slopos … sounds like Sophos … so still same meaning.
Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.
Don’t give them ideas.
They don’t need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.
They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.
Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don’t realize it yet.
That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.
Where’s the copilot copilot?
Peak windon’t!
Linux does what Windon’t
Great! Thanks! You’ve just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we’ll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies… 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.
Where is Copilot Update? 🤔
OP is right. Bottom right hand corner checks out.
Missed opportunity to edit the search text too.
Windows if it was actually good
