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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days ago

it's literally zero

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it's literally zero

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days ago
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      When you pull out your cock she seems so unphased, then she wips out her and you think “oh my days”

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    Clits can be over 10cm.

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoromegaly

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        Great band name

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Hedwig’s Raging Clue

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Had a gf with that once.

        Sure did make it easy to uh, find the spot.

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        Clitoromegaly

        How can this be true if it’s not a category on PornHub?

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    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Poor ladies.

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        Really isn’t. I’m not a lady, but I do have a big clit due to testosterone (about 2" hard) and it’s awesome. Doesn’t hurt or get in the way, and it makes sex a lot better. Some cis women even apply testosterone locally just to grow their clits.

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        don’t look at hyenas

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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      [ removes hat ]

      Well, I’ll be…

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    Remembering that lots of girls get off with other girls who have no dicks gave me a significant amount of confidence.

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    Skill issue?

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      This is more of an “issue with T-blockers and estrogen shrinking penis in most people, save for a select few”.

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    I’ve definitely dated at least one girl with a bigger dick than me

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      That’s a real Chad move

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        What’s not to love?

        Girls? Good Dick? Good

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    I may not have a large dick, but I’m technically in the 99.75th percentile of dick size in women

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      oh my folly he is smoovin in 3 dimintions

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        WELCOME TO THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!

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    You’d be surprised what some girls pack

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    I see dead people with limp dicks

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yee yee I posted that last week

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        Sorry, this meme is ours now.

        • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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          Good

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    Listen, I’d trust the review of a person that handled several over that of someone who only handled one.

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      Why would a man not be handling loads of them?

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        I may have inferred too much from the penis angst and the ‘kings’, but they didn’t feel like the words of someone that comfortable with their own sexuality to have relations with multiple genders.

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    If she said that she’s toxic. Same as with men saying “I wish you had bigger boobs”. So if she says that, it’s a red flag and you need to go!

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    Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

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    Having been told this, it’s not as devastating as I thought it’d be

    I mean I’m suicidal but I’m sure it has nothing to do with this

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    TBF, if her dick is 0", doesnt that make her a subject matter expert?

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    If girls are going to collect dicks, they aren’t going to collect the small ones, probably. I suspect plenty of girls have big dicks in their collection.

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      Collecting ?

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      What about girls who prefer small dicks? I bet their collection is filled with small dingies (though probably not as many as they’d prefer).

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    Fucking dude logic. The clitoris is almost 17 cm long… that’s the average man’s penis size

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