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leap123 to Memes@lemmy.ml •
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2 years ago

lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

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lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

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  • @ToastedRavioli@lemmy.world
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    46•2 years ago

    A regular shitstorm.

  • CaptainBlagbird
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    11•2 years ago

    Holy shit 😯

    • @Zacryon@feddit.de
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      1•2 years ago

      Thy shit was holy indeed.

  • @relevant_ace@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Zeus fucking a toilet

  • @adeoxymus@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?

  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    6•2 years ago

    Someone took an ungodly shit.

  • @ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.

    这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?

    • @chibimagic@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”

      • @ItDoBeHowItDoBe@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        That makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.

  • @GeoGio7@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    Whatever lightning wants…

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.

  • @goa_mpu@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

  • TheBlue22
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    3•2 years ago

    Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died

    • @davemate@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli

  • @clubb@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    *cue Ride The Lightning solo

  • @a_ho@discuss.tchncs.de
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    2•2 years ago

    In germany we have a saying “der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen”, which roughly translates to “may lighting strike you while you’re on the shitter”.

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    i bet those were two different storms

  • candyman337
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    0•2 years ago

    How does something like that even happen

    • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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      1•2 years ago

      Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.

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