A regular shitstorm.
Holy shit 😯
Thy shit was holy indeed.
Zeus fucking a toilet
Why does the toilet look like video game toilet?
Someone took an ungodly shit.
My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.
这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?
The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”
That makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.
Whatever lightning wants…
Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.
Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died
They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli
*cue Ride The Lightning solo
In germany we have a saying “der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen”, which roughly translates to “may lighting strike you while you’re on the shitter”.
i bet those were two different storms
How does something like that even happen
Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.