no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now
Call out sick from work, spend the day with my kids, do something meaningful with them, then put them to bed.
Yeah pretty much this.
But if you’re not at work your boss won’t be able to say you were a company man to the last and use your example as a cudgel against the other staff.
meamibgful as in? (edit: as in what things are meaningful to them)
Things that they want to do, go to the park, etc. I wouldn’t want to drag them around to something they probably aren’t in the mood for.
Delete all my porn and write down all my passwords for my wife.
Convince my spouse to stay home from work and do all her favorite activities, basically give her a really awesome day to remember me by.
Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.
I’d do it in that order too
I’d worry writing a will then suddenly dying would come off as suspicious.
hookers are rape
try to meet with or call everyone i love and tell them how much i love them
Kill my self. Die on my own terms, and mess up whoever’s plan it was for me to die in 24hrs
control is overrated in this context. I would recommend that you just go have fun instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would immediately buy everybody everything on credit, then die.
does credit not transfer
Your debts cannot be transferred to your next of kin when you die, but they will need to be paid out from your estate before it’s disbursed to your family
wdym ‘estate’, is this an infinite money glitch or not
I’d probably spend the day doing nice things for my wife
Tell my kids I love them, update my will, go to the redwood forest, and walk until I died.
What if walking into the redwood forest is what causes your death? You would’ve lived if you stayed home and played video games instead of going into the forest and getting mauled by a bear
I would actually take the question at face value, and take it as I’d die no matter what I do
That is how I’d rather die anyways.
Would question my own sanity
if you were definiyely sane…
Then I would probably fall into despair and do some really stupid things like buying stuff I cant afford, try to punch the president or motorboat the hottest woman I can find
Nothin. Anything I’d want to do would cost money, and money is the thing I dont have.
Maybe speed things along if nothing else.
we don’t need money, just credit. It’s not like we’ll need to pay it off.
You got 24 hours left to live. You aint getting no credit anywhere fast enough to use before the end of the day.
duh
that assumes you already have a credit line, as one should.
Yeah, I would just chill and ignore everyone’s requests.
i’d tell everyone I could, you cant tell me what to do
Triple-check that our mortage is paid off in the event of my death, so that my wife and children will have a place to live after I (sole breadwinner) am gone.
That really depends on what time tomorrow. Like do i have all day till midnight? Can’t answer without more specifics
24 hours
OK great, now we talking… I would catch an early flight out of here to get to my gf so I can go out with a bang… Well, a few bangs
IM GONNA POOOOOOST
