After some investigation, they determined dye had rubbed off his unwashed bedsheets.
I never knew you had to wash your sheets before you slept on them
Absolute heathen
This happens surprisingly often. Wash fabrics before putting them into service; you don’t want leftover dyes or other things on you or your stuff.

Oh nonono. You’re thinking of the support group. Its called the Blue Man Group.
The doctor rubbed Lynch’s arm with an alcohol wipe, causing the swab to turn blue. It was then that Lynch realized that sleeping on his new, unwashed bed sheets for two nights was to blame for his predicament.
He said that he and the doctors had a good laugh over his situation.
“I never knew you had to wash your sheets before you slept on them," he said. “Everyone in the reception of A&E was staring at me like they’d seen a ghost."
I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diI’m blue, if I was green I would die
You never sleep on new, unwashed bedsheets. I thought everyone knew that.
Always wash fabrics you bring home before use!
Thank God it was blue, if he was green he would have died
This was a very, very entertaining read thank you lol.
Poor mum getting a fright from the weak reception.
Sad blue?
Sounds like some affordable sheets.
Good thing it wasn’t the US. Would have cost $30k just for the ER visit.








