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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Man rushes to the hospital after waking up blue.

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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After some investigation, they determined dye had rubbed off his unwashed bedsheets.

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You never sleep on new, unwashed bedsheets. I thought everyone knew that.
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  Always wash fabrics you bring home before use!

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