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@MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Confession time

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Confession time

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@MobileTechGuy@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Robdor@lemmy.world
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    68•2 years ago

    Sometimes when I grill. I don’t clack the tongs together.

    • LemmyLefty
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      41•2 years ago

      Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

    • @MrVilliam@lemmy.world
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      22•2 years ago

      This one right here, officer. He’s a menace.

    • Ken27238
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      13•2 years ago

      You make me sick.

    • @FitchInks@feddit.de
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      9•2 years ago

      But how do you know they are working if you don’t clack them?

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      liers anonymous next room

    • @SargTeaPot@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

    • @red@feddit.de
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      6•2 years ago

      Is it really grilling if there’s no clacking?

    • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      5•2 years ago

      You just lost grilling privileges.

    • @theragu40@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I’ve always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I’ve got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?

  • @GloveNinja@lemmy.world
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    22•2 years ago

    The other day my daughter told me she was hungry… All I did was ask what she wanted to eat! I will carry that with me for all my days

    • IndiBrony
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      3•2 years ago

      “Hi hungry, I’m dad”

  • Nach [Ohio]
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    12•2 years ago

    My robot mower does this. It traverses the lawn like a Roomba. Took me awhile to get used to.

    • @jerkjaguar@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      Your WHAT?

      • @cuttlefishcarl@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        My guy, robot mowers have been around for some time now. The catch is you need to bury a guide wire around the perimeter of the area the mower is meant to cut. Or at least that was the case the last time I looked into getting one.

        • @neumast@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          There are some which are guided via gps now. However, i won’t trust them being so precise. For me/us burying a guide wire was the better solution. Some manufacturers even claim, that you dont have to burry the line cos it will be overgrown by grass after a short amount of time.

          • @Sylver@lemmy.world
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            2•2 years ago

            GPS will only ever be accurate within 5 meters, which won’t cut it for small yards where even 1 meter over the line may send it down a hill or into the neighbors yard

            • @80085@lemmy.world
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              2•2 years ago

              Linus Tech Tips reviewed one that came with a little radio tower it used for position (guessing it used a combination of many sensors). Seemed to work OK in his flat little backyard.

      • Nach [Ohio]
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        1•2 years ago

        I love this reaction

    • @ThePac@lemmy.ml
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      1•2 years ago

      I’d need 6 of 'em for my lawn, last time I checked. Would bee nice tho

      • Nach [Ohio]
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        1•2 years ago

        Must have a big yard! Mine is good for 1/2 acre but it could just run more often so I think you could stretch it a bit

    • @jwhardcastle@beehaw.org
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      1•2 years ago

      My Roomba vacuums in a pattern. It finds the edges of the room, finds obstacles, and then goes ||||| across the middle of the room, doing little circles around table legs.

  • @Jimmycakes@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    I use one of them Husqvarna roombas to do my lawn. It cuts any way it wants ☹️

    • @Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      🤢🤮

  • _NoName_
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    5•2 years ago

    The one who vomited, did so such that his steaks would be affected

  • @Florida@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    How do you do a pattern? Do you have to adjust the height?

    • SGG
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      7•2 years ago

      The height, the direction, the updog.

      • akinhet
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        5•2 years ago

        What is “updog”?

        • @Brocon@lemmy.world
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          10•2 years ago

          Not much. And you?

          • @veroxii@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            Dad club confirmed

          • akinhet
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            4•2 years ago

            All is well, thanks.

        • @atimholt@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          This doesn’t actually explain it.

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