Friends, enemies, and frenemies
I like the preantepenultimate one, and I’m not just saying that to use the word.
That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁
“preantepenultimate […], and I’m not just saying that to use the word.”
Whatever your reasons, I’m glad you used that word, because it’s a damn good word and I’m putting it on my list of good words (a silly project that I’ve had for a few years now)

There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of “ladies and gentlemen”.
My vote was “listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]”
I think they went with “everyone”, however.
Another choice would be “Hey! We’re drivin’ heah!”
“Hi”
My social skills are beyond your comprehension

HI DR. NICK!
“Kings and Queens and In-betweens”
“Theydies and gentlethem”
Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.
Oi cunts
Girls gays and theys isn’t trying to be inclusive at all though?
It’s basically a way to say “anyone that isn’t a straight man”
“Attention Bajoran workers”
What’s poppin, primates?
“Attention, duelists!” <- my hair
And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:
“You there! No, not you, the other one!”
Lads, lasses and lessers <— queerphobic version
sup cunts






