I like the preantepenultimate one, and I’m not just saying that to use the word.
That would 100% be a legitimate enough reason, though 😁
“preantepenultimate […], and I’m not just saying that to use the word.”
Whatever your reasons, I’m glad you used that word, because it’s a damn good word and I’m putting it on my list of good words (a silly project that I’ve had for a few years now)

There was discussion about what the NYC subway announcements should say instead of “ladies and gentlemen”.
My vote was “listen up you little shits, [this train is going express until canal Street or whatever]”
I think they went with “everyone”, however.
Another choice would be “Hey! We’re drivin’ heah!”

HI DR. NICK!
“Hi”
My social skills are beyond your comprehension
“Kings and Queens and In-betweens”
“Theydies and gentlethem”
Oi cunts
Alright everybody, be cool, this is a robbery.
Girls gays and theys isn’t trying to be inclusive at all though?
It’s basically a way to say “anyone that isn’t a straight man”
“Attention Bajoran workers”
What’s poppin, primates?
sup cunts
“Attention, duelists!” <- my hair
And when addressing an individual instead of the crowd:
“You there! No, not you, the other one!”
Lads, lasses and lessers <— queerphobic version
“Hey y’all!”
Texas may have more (far, far more) than it’s fair share of problems, but y’all is gender neutral and works both as singular and plural.
How large of a group is required before you’d say: Hey all y’all
I think it’s more about group density. 1,000 people in an auditorium is “hey y’all,” 100 people at a park is “hey all y’all”






