This is some serious bullshit
Wait. Are these motorcades just staged and ready in every country they might visit? Or do they fly the vehicles ahead of them?
“Jesus, these Italians oughtta do something about this shitfuck traffic.”
“Sir, the motorcade is quite literally 100% of the traffic in the city.”
“It’s only 40 cars, why can’t they build us a 40 lane road? Is this not a first world Christian nation?”
I bet italian people feel so honored by his visit
Italy is run by a Fascist party, and Fascism is doing well.

That was just over a year ago.
Italian People = Facist?
well US people = Facist?
Tremendous Suburbans, The Most Suburbans
One IED and that fuck is gone.
The california tropics, often shortened to just cal trops, are so easy to make and fun to play with in the street!
Boooooooooooooooooooo
Boooooo!!! Go back to your couch!!!
So, some of them believe they have the authority to use their siren and act like Italian police, almost causing an incident in the process.
I’m sure everything will turn out well.
I hope the locals were like “I didn’t know which car to boo for, so I booed to all of them”
Gee they sure are scared. Wonder why? Aren’t they the good guys doing good things around the world to help people and uphold justice and international law and ot kt otowom etenec, I e jo2okt to hh6bhbdm:h;hi$$+!!
Were you abducted while typing this?
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Supposedly he brought his own food with him to Italy. Why would anyone bring American food to fucking Italy
the olive garden breadsticks are FREE
That’s probably some Secret Service thing, because the threat of poisoning is actually real. In America, the Secret Service goes to great lengths to vet potential restaurant stops wherever the POTUS/VP is going to be. But they don’t exactly have jurisdiction to do that when they’re in another country.
Notably, Trump’s love of fast food has made the Secret Service’s job extremely frustrating… He apparently has a tendency to just spontaneously demand a drive-thru stop, giving the Secret Service no time to actually run security checks on the staff ahead of time.
Yeah but that means those fast food places don’t have a chance to prep the poison, either🧠🧠
Fast food is pretty much poison tbf.
Because he thinks someone will try to poison him. The Stalinist paranoia has set in.
Like father, like son. Part of why Trump eats so shitty is the same fear.
Is it really paranoia if its a very credible realistic fear?
From a security perspective, these only serve to create an extensive roadblock - and a traffic jam as seen at the end. Disable one in front, one in rear, and you’ve got them kettled. Plus, as you can see, it’s a very slow moving convoy. A dozen bike cops and two cars (Couchfucker + security detail) would be sufficient.
Whoever came up with this idea should be fired.
Disable one in front, one in rear, and you’ve got them kettled.
Loads RPG
the secret service wants to know your location.
Or given a raise if something happened.
Unless you are not in America, being surprise at the incompetence and stupidity of these fuckers in power is unacceptable.
His charade parade likely cost an American figure skater a gold medal. The traffic jam his ego created delayed her arrival to the venue so much she had to skip her entire warmup.
Is Just Dumb taking another family vacation? Looks like something straight out of Chechnya.
Sigh… reminds me I have to file my US tax returns.









