They take themselves so seriously while acting like jokes
Kermit VS Elmo
Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.
And losing, clearly
Elmo is mogging them without even trying. Look at those like/rt ratios
I would kill for elmo to reply with “ratio”
On the other hand, this makes perfect sense if they’re actually man-children.
Don’t misrepresent the situation, Elmo is a muppet not a puppet!
Isn’t that hotly debated? Don’t come in here presenting your opinions as facts!
I feel strongly either way
Every time I read “He was a communist, Elmo.” I can help but just laugh, it’s just hilarious.
Being called a communist is a compliment tbh.
Yeah, MLK Jr was pretty clear about his position when he said that communism and Christianity are fundamentally incompatible. He was a socialist, which is a different thing. But let’s pretend that he said socialist instead of communist… Wouldn’t that make you kinda curious to know the details of what socialism is then? Because everybody says that King was a great man and helped achieve racial equality, so his ideology must not be as evil as everybody says, right?
So if you’re young and maybe not super aware of politics and civics and everything, and you see this tweet in response to a general “Happy MLK Jr Day” tweet from Elmo, you’re gonna have questions and your Google results are gonna lead you to answers that reveal what a fucking clown show the John Birch society is.
It’s petty, it’s factually inaccurate, and if chases young people to your opposition’s ideology. Plus picking on a literal Muppet is the kind of thing a lazy writer would write to show how villainous a character is. What a disaster of a tweet, and I’m thrilled to see it.
Notably, Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
The whole beef is hilarious ngl and i don’t even know the context.
Hearing it in Nick Mullen’s voice doing an impression of Gordon

Why talk about yourself like that?
I mean it’s completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.
GAAYNFD? What is NFD?
Newfoundland
Elmo dunking on losers via the cold silence of disregard. You love to see it.
This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can’t even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

He was a communist, Elmo. (positive)
- “All the real communists are dead. They died fighting for communism – are you dead?” His voice turns into a hiss: “No. You’re an inert lumpen with a gun.”
shouldn’t andrew tate be in jail or something?
No, because pedophiles are elected to be in charge to protect them.
The kind of people that answer when Dora the explorer ask them a question
Up yours, Woke Moralists
Relevant video for this quote : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nvckip7qxk
“Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”
I HATE YOU ELMO!
“Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”
psychologist furiously scribbling notes
Only possible explanation for these responses: Elmo is the true alpha here, both Peterson and Taite were traumatized as children/teens when they came home from school one day and walked in on Elmo, fur-deep in their mum with their father huddled in the corner crying.
This is the ONLY possible explanation for raging at a children’s puppet like this.
He was teaching her to count O’s, and she was learning the big numbers that day. Luckily her toes were close at hand.
Elmo: “Ask a friend how they are feeling”
This fucking nobody: “STOP DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE”
What a fucking brainlet.







