Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down13
arrow-up1158arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square23linkfedilink
minus-square474D@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2 months agoOk but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoApparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months ago“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoYour child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. “But she doesn’t have a hog…” That’s why she failed, sir.
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoTo be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWhy go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
Ok but what if a guy just has a massive hog, should he get into this sport early?
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.
“But she doesn’t have a hog…”
That’s why she failed, sir.
To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer