Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1161arrow-down13
arrow-up1158arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square23linkfedilink
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month agoApparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
minus-squaremastertigurius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month ago“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoYour child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam. “But she doesn’t have a hog…” That’s why she failed, sir.
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoTo be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
minus-squarekbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·29 days agoWhy go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
Apparently some countries are now testing boys in puberty with a method of determining just how large their penis will become. They then train those with the largest hog potential on how to ski jump
“Hog potential” should go on the report card, next to attendance and teacher’s comments.
Your child failed the Hog Potential portion of the exam.
“But she doesn’t have a hog…”
That’s why she failed, sir.
To be fair and equal should the same be done with girls and use the term “rack size potential”
Why go through all that hassle when you can just inject acid into your junk?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer