• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    No one knows with certainty why dogs lick you. There are many well-established theories based on understanding of dog behavior.

    “I love you.”

    “You’re tasty.”

    “I’m anxious.”

    • EvilBit@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      I heard that dogs lick the lips of their friends to get a sense of what they’re been up to, food-wise. Secondhand tasting.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      … That roughly encapsulates many uh, exciting encounters I’ve had with various consenting, mutually nude people.

      Conclusion:

      Its oxytocin, the ‘closeness trust and comfort’ neurochemical.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    my lips were burned in a horrible accident involving fire and were replaced by my asshole.

    if you lick my lips, technically you’re giving me a rimjob. 😏