Goose is the only non-passerine emoji I have
She probably earned every penny.
I’m honestly surprised. This is the sort of horrible job that immigrants are usually stuck doing.
She looks like she could be his daughter. I couldn’t find anything on her age, does anyone know?
Well a quick search says she was born in 1988, and Adams was born in 1957. They were married in 2019, so she would have been 31 and he would have been 62. So yes, easily within the age of a daughter.
I was 32 when my daughter was born. This makes me feel more than a little bit queasy.
Life goals, my friend.
I thought she was much younger from a pic I saw. At least he was in the legal age range.
Edit: This is the pic I was referring to. Kind of shitty to show him in the 90’s with it, lol.
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My parents were 1959 and I am early 80s so absolutely daughter age.
He forgot the “plus seven” part of “half your age plus seven”.
She had to endure 2 years of him and him telling her how she can use her mouth. She’s underpaid.
Please explain to someone who never had an insta account, what is an insta thot?
Also, please explain to a poor person, what is a 2 year prenup pension?
Edit: thanks everyone. I feel highly educated now.
Insta = Instagram
THOT = That Ho Over There
Prenup = Prenuptual agreement, which is a contract two people sign before they get married, usually to determine who will get what in the event of a divorce. It’s usually used to avoid lengthy and costly divorce proceedings.
Pension = An older type of retirement account
So, that ho on Instagram stayed married to him for two years, fulfilling the terms of their prenuptial agreement, entitling her to full divorce benefits, which will be about half of this guy’s fortune, which should be enough for her to retire on.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Smart cookie
An instance thot is a lady who posts lewd pictures of herself on Instagram.
A 2 year prenup meant that she had to be married to him for 2 years before getting access to the Dilbert money.
An instance thot should be the fediverse version of an insta thot
Lol… I’m leaving it.
Internet stories get exaggerated fast. Real people and relationships are always more complex than a single viral narrative.
That is true. To be fair, Lemmy had its times where apparent “experts” deduced insane claims from quick glances of images. But it shows that judging the book by its cover is a real thing, and it applies to anything.
Well, he at the very least, probably didn’t refer to her as an “insta thot”
As a man, I have heard people (men and women) talk about “pretty” people and how they want to date them. I have seen many people date many people.
But weirdly, while i have seen people call other people thot, I haven’t heard anyone call their gf an insta thot. Strange… it is almost as if it is jealousy.
It’d have to be insta thoh because thot stands for that hoe over there
He died this week didn’t he?
And almost nobody noticed. I used to read Dilbert, I bought his books and loved them. But the racism was always there, in Asok jokes and even in the Elbonians.
Most of the tech communities I participate in mentioned his death. Dilbert’s cultural relevance ended a few decades ago, but it was a pretty big deal during the .com boom.
The official White House Twitter account posted about his death, it was pretty noticeable. 😬
They even used an AI-generated cartoon panel.
Rest in piss.
And nothing of value was lost
A 2 year prenup exists?
I mean it’s just a thing two people agree to and sign before they get married. You could have your lawyer put anything in a prenup, it’s just most people only give a fuck about the money and assets.
Yeah it’s uncommon, but not unheard of for there to even be sexual components to a prenup.
Wait really, sexual stuff? Couldn’t they use contracts to make prostitution legal then?
You can’t use a contract to make something illegal, legal. But in all but name you kind of can make it legal. You have to have sex with me everyday, after 2 years you get a fifth of my stuff.
Also it’s almost impossible to get courts to actually enforce the sexual part of a contract. They just won’t get involved in that stuff for the most part.
Ok ok ok. Now that the comment section has been explained “insta thot”, does anyone have source!?
Non-passerine
Apparently the passerines are the largest bird group, but I fail to see the relevance here, somehow.
They were looking for a roadrunner
Trash accumulates.
something something dilburnt
Ah…the things we do for love. /s
