Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.
To be fair, he’s a genius in continuesly scamming people without losing their faith in him. Although it’s less geniusness and more stupidity of other people. Yeah he’s not a genius, he’s a scammer. Not even an artist at it.
If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.
Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.
And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.
Well, I wouldn’t download this car.
$99 dollars a month to kill yourself. Shit, I can commit suicide for free.
On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”
Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂
How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.
Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade
I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!
Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…
Tesla: subscribe to your own demise.
Didn’t need another reason not to buy a Tesla but I’ve got one.
You have got to be a goddamn moron to buy a Tesla.
No thanks, Nazi.
Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?
So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?
Burst into flames
Facts!
Poor middle class people will start taking out car loans to buy Tesla. Just like the iPhone phenomena
