We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
X-crements
Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.
“I sexed last night about pony poops.”
“He sexed at me about goat groping.”
“She’s not sexing with me anymore.”Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model YDo you see it?
“Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
— nobody, of any gender, everGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X’s X? Yes I Xed it.
So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
𝕏crements
eXcretions
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
💩
Xzibits
idc
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it’s Xeets)
An xcreet
You have tweets, now they’re your Ex
Fuck this stupid post.
kisses your forehead
