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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days ago
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  • Rachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Do you just never wear shoes? O.o

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      Florida Special, flip-flops year round

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        Like, extra long flip flops? Or do the nails just poke out an inch (2.54cm) from the front?

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          They make a click-clack sound whey they hit the floor before the flip flop, like dog nails

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      If it’s not ai or Photoshop, they did them for the shitpost and removed them soon after, in pretty sure.

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    I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.

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    You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

    • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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      And me.

  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Originally, long nails were a way to indicate that you could avoid manual labor long enough to grow out them out. Essentially the lawn of the hands, opulent keratin. Long toenails indicating that you never even need to walk, and that your sexual partners will die of a staph infection, are an interesting extension.

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    The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.

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      Do you think if I sucked on one it would look like I’m making out with a naked mole rat?

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      I thought Pinky was a rat, but apparently he’s a mouse. In either case, not a mole rat.

      Also, wow, there’s so much more information than I anticipated in that article.

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    Even Gollum cut’s his nails

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      I think they’re just worn from all the walking/climbing he did.

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      I’m somewhat disturbed by the fact he doesn’t pick and rip the nails off.

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    Wanting to be able to walk?

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    Shoes

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    Harpymaxxing.

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.

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    The expectation of shoes

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    Real life Argonian?

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    I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.

    • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world
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      “Give it to us raw and wriggling” 🤤

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    Socks would be a nightmare.

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      It doesn’t need socks to be a nightmare

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    im not a cat

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      Cats can retract theirs. We’re not so lucky.

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